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Gunnar von Boehn
(Apollo Team Member)
Posts 6214
16 Jan 2018 14:04
| WARNING: Users that spray "HOLY WATER" over the Vampire card will loose their warranty. If you do this and your card stops working, do not ask for refunds.
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Obetto Sannala
Posts 61
16 Jan 2018 14:24
| How come?
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Simo Koivukoski
(Apollo Team Member)
Posts 601
16 Jan 2018 14:35
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Martin Soerensen
Posts 232
16 Jan 2018 14:58
| I like to eat garlic, but would that be a problem when using the Vampire?
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David Wright
Posts 373
16 Jan 2018 15:04
| The legend warns about inviting the vampire into your home, then it is too late.
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Renaud Schweingruber
(Apollo Team Member)
Posts 379
16 Jan 2018 15:06
| Entry added for our FAQ to be sure nobody misses it
http://wiki.apollo-accelerators.com/doku.php/faq#troubleshooting
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OneSTone O2o
Posts 159
16 Jan 2018 20:10
| But we can still fix the Vampire with a wooden peg onto the Amiga board? What happens if the user ate some kebab with a lot of ail before usung a vampirized Amiga? Is it also sensoble to sun light?
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Vojin Vidanovic
Posts 770
17 Jan 2018 10:45
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Is it also sensoble to sun light?
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"Best used in night and with a little add of blood of innocent peasents / virgins" :-) Real running joke is that holy water is a modern christian commodity.
COuld it kill our Vampire faster then tap water?
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Ronnie Beck
Posts 37
17 Jan 2018 12:03
| WARNING!!!!!!! AMMX Instructions will cause incompatibility, cyclones, earthquakes and increase CO2 emissions.
To protect your Amiga from the additional performance the AMMX instructions bring, simply locate the physical position of the AMMX instructions on the FPGA chip itself, mark it with a pen, and then perform the following procedure:
EXTERNAL LINK
Note1: In order to reverse the procedure, keep all the silicon shards for later re-assembly.
Note2: If a feeling of enslavement due to AMMX continues, apply procedure to own skull.
Enslavement described here: EXTERNAL LINK
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Mallagan Bellator
Posts 393
18 Jan 2018 02:18
| Gunnar von Boehn wrote:
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WARNING:
Users that spray "HOLY WATER" over the Vampire card will loose their warranty.
If you do this and your card stops working, do not ask for refunds.
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Lol, I love your sense of humor Gunnar xD
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Mallagan Bellator
Posts 393
18 Jan 2018 02:20
| David Wright wrote:
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The legend warns about inviting the vampire into your home, then it is too late.
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It’s not a legend, it’s real life man
You need to stop reading news papers and start reading more novels ;) lol
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Documentation about the Vampire hardware